According to our resources, one major Italian scooter manufacturer is getting ready to release a breakthrough product: the scoot-o-fish. With the scoot-o-fish, you do not need to go through the traffic on congested bridges. With the new breakthrough paddle-o-matic technology, this scoot can swim. Again, we heard from our resources that the new scoot can swim ranges up to 15 miles. Of course, one investment the company needs to do before going into production is to build, the so called, scoot-elevators, which will lift the scooters from the street level to the water level.
Happy April Fools Day! 🙂